December 2009
36 posts
Because I will land in Venice in 12 hours..
Salve! Mi chiamo Princess Banana Hammock! Come si chiama? A piu tardi!
Absence diminishes small loves and increases great ones, as the wind blows out...
– Francois de la Rouchefoucauld
Innuendos and all their glory
Me: I don't get why some girls like having the word 'PINK' on their asses when they go to the gym. I know it's VS and all but..
E: Yeah, I don't know why either.
E: Makes me tired just reading them, like reading a book, it makes me wanna stick a bookmark in it to remember where I left off.
Me: HAHAHAHA WHAT?!
E: 'Cause you know I'm good at that.
Me: HAHAHAHA. You should re-read what you just said in relation to what I said. Carefully.
E: Oh lol.
Me: This is so going up on my tumblr.
You are most generous with love where it hurts the most.
BTW
finalz first paper today totally blows. I came out feelin’ like crap. Nothing a good long run on the treadmill can’t kill, I suppose. Psssssssh!
Sorry, Grandma.
somethingintellectual:
alakazannah:
Mom: It’s so thick. Me: That’s what she said. Dad: Who is this “she” that seems to have so much sexual experience? Me: Your mom.
Win
HAHAHAHAAHAH.
I tink finals has been gettin’ to a lot of people… in strange ways. ‘That’s what she said’ is now part of my vocabulary. Yesterday, at the X’mas show.. the choir was...
Don’t you absolutely hate it when people make a snark comment like ‘Doing a management major is easy’? Of course this question is directed more towards people who are doing a management major. I am pretty sure they share this pain, in one way or another.
Okay, I get it, a management major is, admittedly, not a specialized major unlike medicine or law. But to say that it is...
If there is any kind of magic in this world, it must be in the attempt of...
Don’t live a life for no one and nothing.
His hanging face, like a devil’s sick of sin;
If you could hear, at...
– ——- Dulce Et Decorum Est by Wilfred Owen
This was introduced to me today. Reminds me of the movie Saving Private Ryan.. film transferred onto paper.